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up to date as of Feb 23rd 2023

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I currently write for all the people/characters listed below ↓ Please let me know if any links don’t work :)

I want to be as clear as possible about this so no one feels misgendered or mislead by my labeling system bc I want to be as inclusive as possible so Gender neutral!reader (or GN!!reader) -  could be read as any gender or sex assigned at birth, no pronouns (or only gender neutral pronouns).  Afab(assigned female at birth)!reader - no mention of gender (ie no use of ‘girl’ or ‘woman’ or any of that) but mentions of female anatomy or other things not indicative of gender but of physical description and the like. Woman/girl!reader - there is gendered language used such as woman or girl. amab(asigned male a birth)!reader - no mention of gender (ie no use of ‘boy’ or ‘man’) but mentions of male anatomy or other things not indicative of gender but of physical description and the like. Man/boy!reader - there is gendered language used such as man or boy. she/her!reader - she/her pronouns used. he/him!reader- he/him pronouns used. if no pronouns are listed by the reader info assume that either no pronouns are used or only gender neutral ones are. 

Roger Taylor

“I just love them so fucking much”, “You came to my room and woke me up at 4am to cuddle?” and “It’s late, shouldn’t you be asleep?” - Fluff? | Rog x GN!reader | word count: 515 | requested from my 50 dialogue prompts list

“Friends don’t do the shit we do”, “Did you sleep at all last night?”, “Did you just moan?” and “Kiss me” - implied or minor smut? | Rog x afab!Reader | word count: 1k |  requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

John Deacon 

“Just breath okay?” - Fluff? | Deaky x GN!Reader | word count: 186 | requested from a prompt list

“Is that my shirt?”, “Make me” and “You’re so cute” - Fluff/implied smut? | Deaky x GN!reader | word count: 207 | requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list 

“Is this a bad idea?” “probably” - smut + implied smut i guess | Deaky x afab!reader | word count: 755ish | requested from my 2021 halloween party prompt list

Brian May

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it” - Angst | Bri x GN!reader | word count: 170 |  requested from a prompt list

“Friends don’t do the shit we do”,  “I know you” “oh baby and I know you” and “We need to talk”- Angst/a little bit of fluff at the end? | Bri x GN!Reader | word count: 436 | requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

Freddie Mercury

“I don’t lose things. I place things in locations that later elude me.” -  Freddie x GN!Reader (platonic) | word count: 109 | requested from my 50 dialogue prompts list | note - the first half is a platonic Joe fic of approximately the same length from the same prompt/request, the Freddie Version is under the asterisks 

“Do you trust me?”, “Are you blushing?“ and “You’re so beautiful” - Fluff | Freddie x woman/girl!reader | word count: 319 |  requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

Ben Hardy 

Home - Fluff | Ben x GN!Reader | word count: 103 | not requested 

“Are you Jealous?” - Fluff/Angst | Ben x afab!reader | word count: 376 | requested from a prompt list  

“Like what you see?”, “Can you help me with the zipper?” and  “Are you blushing?” - Fluff? | Ben x GN!Reader - reader wears a dress, heels, and makeup but there’s no pronouns used, no gendered language and no description of body type/shape. | word count: 405 | requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

“We’re… just friends” “bullshit” - Angst | Ben x GN!Reader | word count: 239 | requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

“Sorry to interrupt, but did you know your shirt’s inside out?” -  minor/sort of implied smut | Ben x GN!reader - reader is wearing a skirt but there are no pronouns used, no gendered language and no description of body type/shape.| word count: 343 |  requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

“It’s so cold”, “You’re an idiot” - Fluff | word count: 248 | Ben x GN!Reader | tw/cw: drunkenness/intoxication |  requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

“Oh, Fuck”, “Did you just moan?”, “You love me and want to have my babies, I get it”- fluff?/brief smut/mentioned smut/mentions of wine/drinking | Ben x afab!reader | word count: 851 | requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list 

Fake it ‘till ya make it - fluff/mentions of smut/some sexual themes throughout | Ben x GN!Reader | word count 1.6k | Requested

“Could you ever be happy with me?”- Coming soon 

Billy/Four (6 Underground)

“I know you” “oh baby and I know you”, “Did you just moan?”, “Stop looking at me like that” “like what?” “Like you’ve seen me naked” - light smut & implied smut | Billy/Four x afab!reader | word count: 1.3k | requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list 

“Could you ever be happy with me?”, “Why are you looking at me like that?”- angst/mentioned smut/fluffy-ish ending? maybe? | Billy/Four x GN!Reader | word count: 1.5k | requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

Just Someone You Used to Know Masterlist- Your childhood friend Billy (whom you thought was dead) turns up at a hospital and you get a call about it | Billy/Four x GN!Reader | word count (all posted parts): 5.1k | requested

Warren Worthington III (X-Men)

Warren? - Fluff/Angst | Warren x GN!Reader | word count: 1.3k | not requested 

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it” and “So… you’re jealous?” - Angst | Warren x GN!Reader | Word Count: 466 |  requested from my 50 dialogue prompts list

Do you trust me?” - fluff?/smut | Warren x afab!reader | word count: 1.2k | requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

“Do you trust me”, “Stay with me” and “It was always you” - Angst/Fluff | Warren x GN!Reader | word count: 688 |  requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

“do you trust me?”, “It’s okay. I’ve got you” - Angst?/Fluff? | Warren x GN!Reader | word count: 700 | Requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list

Walter Hartright (Woman in White)

none yet…

Frank McCullen (Pixie)

none yet…

Charlie Nelson (Midsomer Murders)

“I’ll keep you warm” - Fluff | Charlie x GN!Reader | Word count: 489 |  requested from my 50 dialogue prompts list

Joe Mazzello 

“I’m right where I belong” - Fluff |  Joe x afab!reader |word count: 248 | tw/cw: pregnancy | requested from a prompt list

“Marry me?” - Fluff | joe x GN!reader | word count: 317 |  requested from a prompt list

“How do I look?” “Like an idiot” - Fluff? | Joe x GN!Reader |word count: 138 | requested from my 50 dialogue prompts list

“I don’t lose things. I place things in locations that later elude me.” - Joe x GN!Reader | word count: 107 |   requested from my 50 dialogue prompts list | note - there’s a platonic Freddie fic of approximately the same length from the same prompt/request under the asterisks in the same post 

“you’re in love with him aren’t you?” - Angst? (pining/yearning) | Joe x GN!Reader | word count: 272 |  requested from my 50 dialogue prompts list

“He’s in love with you, Darling” - Angst | Joe x GN!Reader |word count: 491 |  requested from my 50 dialogue prompts list | collab with @vaguequeenreference

“I couldn’t sleep”, “The bed is cold without you” - Angst?/Fluff? | Joe x GN!Reader | word count: 284 | requested from my 55 dialogue prompts list 

Gardner Langway (Dear Sidewalk)

none yet…

Pat Murray (Undrafted) 

“Kiss me like you mean it”, “Are you jealous?” & “So… you’re jealous?” - Joe x GN!Reader | word count: 238 |  requested from my 50 dialogue prompts list

Javier Peña (Narcos)

none yet…

Din Djarin (the Mandalorian)

none yet… 

Francisco “Catfish” Morales (Triple Frontier)

none yet…

Rick Flag (The Suicide Squad)

none yet…

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